About SleepyCafe

Premium, compliant hemp — batch-tested, discreetly shipped, and built for wholesale.

Who We Are

At SleepyCafe, we’re partners in your growth. We believe hemp should be accessible, transparent, and trusted. Our focus is supplying retailers and distributors with consistent, compliant product — without the headaches.

Farm Bill–Compliant

All products are hemp-derived and under 0.3% Δ9 THC.

Lab-Tested

Each batch is third-party tested for potency and purity. Full COAs are posted on product pages.

Discreet Shipping

Plain, odor-resistant packaging with tracked delivery.

From single pounds to case packs and custom programs, our mission is simple: deliver wholesale hemp supply you can rely on.

Compliance & Testing

All hemp products are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. Each batch is tested by independent labs for:

  • Potency & cannabinoid profile
  • Pesticides
  • Heavy metals
  • Microbials
  • Residual solvents

Full Certificates of Analysis (COAs) are available on each product page. Some supplier details may be redacted for privacy; potency and safety data remain unchanged and verifiable.

Want to learn how to read your COA? Check out our COA 101 guide.

Trusted, Tested, Transparent

Every SleepyCafe product is 3rd-party lab tested for potency and purity. We stand behind full transparency, Farm Bill compliance, and discreet nationwide shipping. Your trust is our foundation.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are your products legal?
Yes. Our products are hemp-derived and compliant with federal standards (<0.3% Δ9 THC). State rules vary; please check your local regulations.
Do you provide COAs?
Absolutely. Every product page includes a downloadable third-party COA for the specific batch you’re purchasing. See our COA 101 page for more information. 
Do you ship nationwide?
We ship to U.S. states where hemp-derived products are legal to sell and possess. Some state restrictions may apply. See our Shipping Policies.
How discreet is the packaging?
Orders are shipped in plain, odor-resistant packaging with no product names or hemp branding on the exterior.
Do you offer wholesale pricing or bulk discounts?
Yes. We specialize in wholesale: pounds, cases, and custom supply. Pricing is tiered — See our Wholesales Page and contact us for current rates.
Can I request a custom order?
Yes. Tell us your quantity, formats (flower / prerolls / vapes), and timeline — we’ll build a quote and share COAs.
How fast is fulfillment and shipping?
Most wholesale orders process in 1–3 business days and ship via UPS/USPS with tracking.
What payment options are available?
We offer secure payment methods for wholesale orders. Message us on Telegram or Live Chat for current options.
What’s your return policy?
Please see our Refund & Returns Policy. For wholesale, we handle issues case-by-case to make sure you’re satisfied.
How do I start a wholesale order?
Visit our Wholesale page and click Start Bulk Order, or contact us directly via Telegram.

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