Farm Bill Compliant
Lab Tested COAs
Discreet Packaging
Bulk Orders Welcome
The Lineup
Curated strains and smooth hits for every mood.
Why Shop SleepyCafe?
No filler, just fire. Hereβs why our fam sticks with us:
Federally Legal
Always under 0.3% Ξ9 THC. No grey areas, no stress.
Lab Verified
Every drop tested. Potency, purity, and proof in every COA
Discreet AF
Odor-proof, blank-box shipping. Neighbors will never know.
Free Shipping $150+
The more you grab, the faster it flies to you, free.
Fresh Drops Weekly
Limited strains, no stale shelves. Stay ahead.
Safe & Secure
Checkout locked down, no leaks, no worries.
Pounds, Case, and Custom Supply
Wholesale Supply, Your Wayβ or βPounds, Cases & Custom Orders
Verified Quality, No Guesswork.
- Every batch tested by accredited 3rd-party labs
- Batch-matched COAs posted on every product page
- Hemp THCa flower that rivals dispensary-grade
- π Want to know how to read a COA? Tap below.
Who We Are
At SleepyCafe, we believe premium hemp should be accessible, transparent, and trusted. Learn more on our full About Us page
Compliance & Testing
Every product we carry is Farm Billβcompliant, lab-tested, and discreetly shipped. Each batch comes with its own Certificate of Analysis (COA). Want to learn how to read your COA? Check out our COA 101 guide.
Our Mission
Our mission is simple: deliver wholesale hemp supply you can rely on β whether you need pounds, cases, or custom orders made just for your shop.
