{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"mochi","title":"Mochi","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMochi\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a balanced, euphoric spark up front with a smooth, creamy finish—perfect for winding down without switching off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQuick Facts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; margin: 15px 0; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHybrid (50\/50)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~22.68% \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e(batch-specific)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet berry, mint, creamy\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEffects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUplifting → relaxing; stress \u0026amp; anxiety relief\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThin Mint GSC × Sunset Sherbet\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlow-cured for smooth burn\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e🌿 Perfect for evening relaxation, creative flow, or stress relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #003B3C; color: #fff; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 6px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/HR20250791249_-_Sleepy_Cafe_-_Mochi.pdf?v=1757021546\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e View Certificate of Analysis \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eEvery batch is third-party lab tested for potency \u0026amp; purity. COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":46640183541926,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":46640183574694,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":46767637921958,"sku":null,"price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g","offer_id":46640183607462,"sku":null,"price":210.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/mochi1_980dc48b-74c9-4ecf-accc-55a4c25a9f39.jpg?v=1760931142"},{"product_id":"lemon-cherry-gelato-2","title":"Lemon Cherry Gelato","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato\u003c\/strong\u003e is an extremely popular hybrid strain with Gelato and Runtz roots, bred by Backpackboyz. 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COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":46640194977958,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":46640195010726,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":46767637102758,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g","offer_id":46640195043494,"sku":null,"price":240.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/LCG1_5e580ebf-888c-4fb1-9076-6eec2da6fb25.jpg?v=1760931402"},{"product_id":"pink-cert","title":"Pink Cert","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePink Certz\u003c\/strong\u003e is a celebrated hybrid bred by Compound Genetics, crossing \u003cem\u003eThe Menthol\u003c\/em\u003e with \u003cem\u003eGrape Gasoline\u003c\/em\u003e. Known for its minty-grape aroma and gassy undertone, this strain blends freshness with potency. 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Expect a sweet, couch-locking high that melts away stress and tension, leaving you fully relaxed and content.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQuick Facts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.087%; max-width: 700px; margin: 15px 0px; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 46.2207%;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIndica (90\/10)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 53.6924%;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~28.54% \u003cspan\u003e(batch-specific)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 46.2207%;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChocolate, caramel, roast coffee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 53.6924%;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEffects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed, happy, sleepy\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 46.2207%;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJealousy × Kush Mints\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 53.6924%;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlow-cured for maximum smoothness\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e🌿 Ideal for night sessions, easing pain, or drifting into deep rest after a long day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/HR20250990648_-_Agrowth_Inc_-_Jealousy_x_Kush_Mints.pdf?v=1759638101\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #003B3C; color: #fff; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 6px; text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e View Certificate of Analysis \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eEvery batch is third-party lab tested for potency \u0026amp; purity. COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"2-Pack","offer_id":46727475134630,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5-Pack","offer_id":46727475167398,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20-Pack","offer_id":46727475200166,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/Image_20250928153009_2840.webp?v=1760337574"},{"product_id":"cotton-candy","title":"Cotton Candy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCotton Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sweet, nostalgic indica-leaning hybrid bred from \u003cem\u003eLavender\u003c\/em\u003e × \u003cem\u003ePower Plant\u003c\/em\u003e. True to its name, it carries soft berry-sugar notes with a creamy floral finish. The smoke is smooth and aromatic, producing a balanced body calm that’s gentle yet euphoric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQuick Facts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; margin: 15px 0; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIndica-Leaning Hybrid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~20.30% \u003cspan\u003e(batch-specific)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCotton candy sweetness, berry, floral\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEffects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed, uplifting, and mellow calm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLavender × Power Plant\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlow-cured to preserve terpene integrity\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e🌿 Ideal for evening relaxation, creative flow, or mellow hangouts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/HR20251090113_-_Schmood_-_Cotton_Candy.pdf?v=1760030767\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #003B3C; color: #fff; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 6px; text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e View Certificate of Analysis \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eEvery batch is third-party lab tested for potency \u0026amp; purity. COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SleepyCafe","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":46736710762662,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":46736710795430,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":46767636840614,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g","offer_id":46736710828198,"sku":null,"price":160.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/CottonCandy1.jpg?v=1760931613"},{"product_id":"white-runtz","title":"White Runtz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Runtz\u003c\/strong\u003e is one of the most celebrated hybrids of the decade — a cross between \u003cem\u003eGelato\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eZkittlez\u003c\/em\u003e that’s as smooth as it is flavorful. Known for its creamy sweetness and candy-gas nose, this cultivar delivers balanced euphoria and deep body calm without heavy sedation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQuick Facts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; margin: 15px 0; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBalanced Hybrid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~25.05% \u003cspan\u003e(batch-specific)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreamy sweetness, gas, candy fruit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEffects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUplifting yet relaxing — creative focus with a calm finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGelato × Zkittlez\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlow-cured to preserve terpene profile\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e🌿 Perfect for afternoon sessions, creative workflows, or unwinding with friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/HR20251090114_-_Schmood_-_White_Runtz.pdf?v=1760030767\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #003B3C; color: #fff; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 6px; text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Certificate of Analysis\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eEvery batch is third-party lab tested for potency \u0026amp; purity. COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SleepyCafe","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":46736710860966,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":46736710893734,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":46767637004454,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g","offer_id":46736710926502,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/WR1.jpg?v=1761151379"},{"product_id":"pink-runtz","title":"Pink Runtz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePink Runtz\u003c\/strong\u003e is a candy-coated hybrid that’s as photogenic as it is potent. Born from \u003cem\u003eZkittlez\u003c\/em\u003e × \u003cem\u003eGelato\u003c\/em\u003e, this strain bursts with fruit-sherbet flavor and a creamy sweetness that lingers long after each hit. Expect a smooth, euphoric high that balances energy and calm in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQuick Facts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; margin: 15px 0; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBalanced Hybrid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~20.09% \u003cspan\u003e(batch-specific)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet candy, creamy gas, tropical fruit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEffects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEuphoric, relaxed, and creatively uplifting\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eZkittlez × Gelato\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlow-cured for maximum terpene expression\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e🌿 Great for social energy, creative work, or vibing through the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/HR20251090115_-_Schmood_-_Pink_Runtz.pdf?v=1760030767\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #003B3C; color: #fff; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 6px; text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Certificate of Analysis\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eEvery batch is third-party lab tested for potency \u0026amp; purity. COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SleepyCafe","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":46736836853926,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":46736836886694,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":46767637037222,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g","offer_id":46736836919462,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/pinkruntz1.jpg?v=1760931169"},{"product_id":"gelato-37","title":"Gelato 37","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGelato 37\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers the dessert-gas flavor and balanced effects that made the Gelato family legendary. Bred from \u003cem\u003eSunset Sherbet\u003c\/em\u003e × \u003cem\u003eThin Mint GSC\u003c\/em\u003e, this cultivar produces a creamy, sweet aroma with a hint of citrus and fuel. Expect a smooth, relaxing high that lifts the mood while keeping your head clear and grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQuick Facts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; margin: 15px 0; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBalanced Hybrid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~20.13% \u003cspan\u003e(batch-specific)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreamy dessert, citrus, light gas\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEffects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCalming yet euphoric — perfect anytime balance\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSunset Sherbet × Thin Mint GSC\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlow-cured to preserve terpene richness\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e🌿 Great for unwinding, boosting mood, or pairing with creative sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #003B3C; color: #fff; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 6px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/HR20251090116_-_Schmood_-_Gelato_37.pdf?v=1760030767\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Certificate of Analysis\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eEvery batch is third-party lab tested for potency \u0026amp; purity. COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":46736711385254,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":46736711418022,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":46767633531046,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g","offer_id":46736711450790,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/gelato371.jpg?v=1760931215"},{"product_id":"super-small-z-smalls","title":"Super Small Z (Smalls)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuper Smallz\u003c\/strong\u003e packs big flavor in smaller buds — delivering full potency and the same terpene-rich experience as larger cuts. A hybrid blend with sweet, fruity gas notes, it’s smooth, balanced, and perfect for everyday sessions. Don’t let the size fool you — these smalls hit with premium-level quality and clean burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQuick Facts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; margin: 15px 0; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBalanced Hybrid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~20.0% \u003cspan\u003e(batch-specific)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet gas, fruit candy, earthy finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEffects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed, mellow, and clear-headed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHybrid Small-Batch Selection\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlow-cured and hand-trimmed for smooth smoke\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e🌿 Great for daily use — flavorful, balanced, and easy to enjoy any time of day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #003B3C; color: #fff; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 6px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/HR20251090117_-_Schmood_-_Super_Smallz.pdf?v=1760030767\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Certificate of Analysis\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eEvery batch is third-party lab tested for potency \u0026amp; purity. COAs are posted for the exact batch you’re buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":46767632220326,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g","offer_id":46736711516326,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":46767632253094,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g","offer_id":46736711549094,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0100\/6758\/files\/supersmallz1.jpg?v=1760931728"}],"url":"https:\/\/sleepycafe.us\/collections\/frontpage\/hybrid.oembed","provider":"SleepyCafe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}